Call Toll-Free (800) KW-SAUCE
  • Login

  • Shopping cart (1): $ 32.99
Visit Us On FacebookVisit Us On TwitterVisit Us On InstagramVisit Us On Youtube

Peppers of Key West

Menu
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Shop By Heat
    • Heat Rating: 1 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 2 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 3 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 4 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 5 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 6 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 7 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 8 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 9 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 10 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 10+
    • Close
  • Shop By Pepper
    • 7 Pot Bubblegum
    • Ancho Pepper
    • Arbol Chile
    • Banana Pepper
    • Bell Pepper
    • Birds Eye Pepper
    • Black Malabar
    • Black Pepper
    • Carolina Reaper
    • Cayenne
    • Cherry Pepper
    • Chili Pepper
    • Chipotle
    • Chocolate Habanero
    • Datil
    • Devil’s Tongue
    • Fatalii Chile
    • Ghost (Jalokia)
    • Green Amazon
    • Green Bell Pepper
    • Green Chili Pepper
    • Guajillo Pepper
    • Green Pepper
    • Habanero
    • Hatch Chili Pepper
    • Jamaican Hot Chocolate
    • Louisiana Pepper
    • Malabar Pepper
    • New Mexico Chile
    • No Pepper
    • Oleoresin Cayenne
    • Peppadew Pepper
    • Pequin Pepper
    • Peri Peri
    • Poblano Pepper
    • Red Chili Pepper
    • Red Pepper
    • Red Savina Chile
    • Scorpion
    • Serrano Pepper
    • Sriracha
    • Sweet Bell Pepper
    • Sweet Pepper
    • Tobasco Pepper
    • Tomatillo Pepper
    • Turkish Pepper
    • White Pepper
    • Yellow Bell Pepper
    • Yellow Pepper
    • Close
  • Shop By Department
    • Apparel
    • Beverages
    • Collectors Vault
    • Dry Spices
    • Extract Sauces
    • For Your Kitchen
    • Gift Baskets and Packs
    • Jelly
    • Most Popular
    • Peppers of Key West Products
    • Pepper Mills & Salt Shakers
    • Pickled Products
    • Sale Items
    • Snack Foods
    • Travel Size
    • Close
  • Shop By Sauce Type
    • Barbeque Sauces
    • Dips and Salsa
    • Fruit Based
    • Hot Sauces
    • Jerk Sauces
    • Marinades
    • Mustard
    • Sweet & Savory Sauces
    • Close
  • Awards
  • Recipes
Menu
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Shop By Heat
    • Heat Rating: 1 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 2 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 3 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 4 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 5 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 6 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 7 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 8 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 9 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 10 of 10
    • Heat Rating: 10+
    • Close
  • Shop By Pepper
    • 7 Pot Bubblegum
    • Ancho Pepper
    • Arbol Chile
    • Banana Pepper
    • Bell Pepper
    • Birds Eye Pepper
    • Black Malabar
    • Black Pepper
    • Carolina Reaper
    • Cayenne
    • Cherry Pepper
    • Chili Pepper
    • Chipotle
    • Chocolate Habanero
    • Datil
    • Devil’s Tongue
    • Fatalii Chile
    • Ghost (Jalokia)
    • Green Amazon
    • Green Bell Pepper
    • Green Chili Pepper
    • Guajillo Pepper
    • Green Pepper
    • Habanero
    • Hatch Chili Pepper
    • Jamaican Hot Chocolate
    • Louisiana Pepper
    • Malabar Pepper
    • New Mexico Chile
    • No Pepper
    • Oleoresin Cayenne
    • Peppadew Pepper
    • Pequin Pepper
    • Peri Peri
    • Poblano Pepper
    • Red Chili Pepper
    • Red Pepper
    • Red Savina Chile
    • Scorpion
    • Serrano Pepper
    • Sriracha
    • Sweet Bell Pepper
    • Sweet Pepper
    • Tobasco Pepper
    • Tomatillo Pepper
    • Turkish Pepper
    • White Pepper
    • Yellow Bell Pepper
    • Yellow Pepper
    • Close
  • Shop By Department
    • Apparel
    • Beverages
    • Collectors Vault
    • Dry Spices
    • Extract Sauces
    • For Your Kitchen
    • Gift Baskets and Packs
    • Jelly
    • Most Popular
    • Peppers of Key West Products
    • Pepper Mills & Salt Shakers
    • Pickled Products
    • Sale Items
    • Snack Foods
    • Travel Size
    • Close
  • Shop By Sauce Type
    • Barbeque Sauces
    • Dips and Salsa
    • Fruit Based
    • Hot Sauces
    • Jerk Sauces
    • Marinades
    • Mustard
    • Sweet & Savory Sauces
    • Close
  • Awards
  • Recipes
HomeShopProfessor Gift Box
View cart “Peppers of Key West 5 Pack” has been added to your cart.

Professor Gift Box

$ 19.99

Professor Payne Indeass’s three pack of great tasting, heat delivering, though humorously named hot sauces includes one bottle each of:  Wimp Retardant X Hot Sauce, Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce, and Wimp Retardant Hot Sauce.  This pack will make your morning memorable!

SKU: 302006 Categories: Jalapeno, Habanero, Gift Baskets and Packs, Heat Rating - 3, Heat Rating - 4 Tags: Butt Pucker, Flamin Flatulence, gift box, Hot Sauce, Professor Gift Box, Professor Payne Indeass, Wimp Retardant
  • Description
  • Additional information
  • Reviews (0)

Product Description

Professor Payne Indeass’s three pack of great tasting, heat delivering, though humorously named hot sauces includes one bottle each of :

Wimp Retardant X-Hot Hot Sauce:  Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce is not your traditional hot sauce. This is “Professor Painindeass’s” X-Hot Butt Blazin’ Recipe #3. What that means is that Wimp Retardant does exactly what it says by turning up the heat to a level most shy away from. If you can handle the heat, the theory goes, you earn your stripes as a non-wimp, at least as far as hot sauce is concerned. This is the perfect sauce for taking the brag out of your friends and fellow chiliheads.Just a drop and the true hot mouths will be separated from the folks who talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. With a very hot rating of 6 out of 10, this hot sauce is not one to be taken lightly

Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce:  You might think that just because applesauce is the first ingredient in Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce, it’s not going to burn you. You’d be wrong. The interesting thing about this sauce is that the flavor progresses. At first bite you taste applesauce, and you think you’ve been gypped- this isn’t hot at all! Then you taste raisins, and with a raised eyebrow you look back at the bottle… Nice, but no spice yet. Next, the sweet smokiness of the curry hits you, and you start to wonder what the devil this sauce is up to. About this time, the heat starts catching up with you… why are you crying for your mommy?

Anal Angst Hot Sauce:  Made with a succulent blend of habanero peppers, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and garlic, Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce is the perfect companion when you want to spice up your meal with something more potent than regular old soy sauce. This sauce is perfect when you are looking for a hotter stir fry, a topping for salmon or tuna steaks, or even a glaze for your green beans. Plus, almost any sauce with Worcestershire in it is going to make your beef dishes richer with a hint of sweetness. Try a few dashes of Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce in a hamburger mix, or top off your classic meatloaf recipe with a few shakes of this sauce, and your family will be begging for seconds!

Additional information

Weight 6 oz

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Related Products

Iguana Vicious Jalapeno Travel Size Hot Sauce

Iguana Mean Green is a product of Costa Rica and if you enjoy the slight tang of jalapeno peppers you’re going to love this sauce. Believe it or not, it’s a carrot based sauce and the fact it’s still green is a testament to the amount of jalapeno they use.

$ 2.99

Add to cart

Travel Size Ass Kickin’ Hot Sauce 4 Pack

Get all four of our Travel Size Ass Kickin’ Hot Sauces in this four pack. Perfect for a gift or to go in your spice rack.

$ 9.99

Add to cart

Pecker Pack

$ 19.99

Add to cart

Peppers of Key West Grill Pack

Share the love of Key West and us here at Peppers with this gift box that contains 4 of our branded Peppers of Key West grilling sauces:  Peppers of Key West Asian Marinade, Peppers of Key West Chicken Wing Sauce, Peppers of Key West is Goin Bananas, and our Peppers of Key West Jerk Sauce

$ 27.99

Add to cart

Fischer & Wieser Hot Habanero Salsa

Our Hot Habanero Salsa is a delightful new surprise. We uncovered that great flavor with a special cooking process to temper the heat while maintaining the flavor – it makes this salsa a hit with everyone!

$ 8.99

Add to cart

Blind Betty Blind in the Rind

Blind Betty’s Blind in the Rind hot sauce is a perfect blend of sweet and mild heat. And we at Peppers of Key West are not the only ones who think so. Blind in the Rind is the second of Betty’s sauces to win a Scovie award!

$ 7.99

Add to cart

Demitris Bloody Mary Seasoning 2oz Chipotle Habanero

Demitri’s Bloody Mary Classic Recipe is one of the best mixes available to get the restaurant style, professional-quality Bloody Mary you crave. When you find the ultimate Bloody Mary mix, you never let it go. While Peppers of Key West has many options to choose from, Demitri’s Bloody Mary Classic Recipe could be The One!

$ 2.99

Add to cart

Dr Assburn’s Gift Box

Professor Payne Indeass’s three pack of great tasting, heat delivering, though humorously named hot sauces includes one bottle each of: Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce,  Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce, and  Anal Angst Hot Sauce

$ 19.99

Add to cart
Previous Next

About Peppers of Key West

Peppers of Key West is the best hot sauce store in the world. You are sure to find the best hot sauces, hot sauce gifts, and fun products of all things hot sauce and pepper related. We strive to ensure you, our customers, are happy.

  • Log in

  • 1 Bag
Join Our Mailing List!
We hate spam as much as you do!
Copyright 2020 © Peppers of Key West |

Website Design by Estrela Interactive