The Hottest Fuc*in Nuts

The Hottest Fuc*in Nuts says it all, but it also gives way for some pretty funny questions. Folks in our store often ask, “How hot are these nuts?” Even better, seeing others enjoy tasting sauces at the Peppers of Key West Tasting Bar, they might ask, “Can I taste some hot nuts?” I know, crude humor, but as much as I would love to say that we at Peppers of Key West are above that type of cheap laugh, we’re not and if you’ve been here you probably know that already.

On a more serious side, if only for a minute, The Hottest Fuc*in Nuts are peanuts covered with a special blend of spices with Habanero as the main culprit. At Peppers of Key West, we eat them straight out of the can, but for the more mild nut lovers (sorry), mix The Hottest Fuc*in Nuts in with a regular old batch of peanuts and spread the Habanero love across the whole bowl. Okay, back to cheap laughs- put out a bowl of regular peanuts at your next gathering and after a few people have snacked on them, swap it out for a bowl of The Hottest Fuc*in Nuts. Then just stand back and watch the fun. OUCH! The Peppers of Key West Lawyer just hit me with his pencil and said to make sure I tell you to not to do that, it’s a really bad idea. Someone could get hurt. What? He’s gone. Okay, do it. It’s hilarious.