Professor Gift Box
$ 19.99
Professor Payne Indeass’s three pack of great tasting, heat delivering, though humorously named hot sauces includes one bottle each of: Wimp Retardant X Hot Sauce, Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce, and Wimp Retardant Hot Sauce. This pack will make your morning memorable!
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Professor Payne Indeass’s three pack of great tasting, heat delivering, though humorously named hot sauces includes one bottle each of :
Wimp Retardant X-Hot Hot Sauce: Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce is not your traditional hot sauce. This is “Professor Painindeass’s” X-Hot Butt Blazin’ Recipe #3. What that means is that Wimp Retardant does exactly what it says by turning up the heat to a level most shy away from. If you can handle the heat, the theory goes, you earn your stripes as a non-wimp, at least as far as hot sauce is concerned. This is the perfect sauce for taking the brag out of your friends and fellow chiliheads.Just a drop and the true hot mouths will be separated from the folks who talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. With a very hot rating of 6 out of 10, this hot sauce is not one to be taken lightly
Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce: You might think that just because applesauce is the first ingredient in Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce, it’s not going to burn you. You’d be wrong. The interesting thing about this sauce is that the flavor progresses. At first bite you taste applesauce, and you think you’ve been gypped- this isn’t hot at all! Then you taste raisins, and with a raised eyebrow you look back at the bottle… Nice, but no spice yet. Next, the sweet smokiness of the curry hits you, and you start to wonder what the devil this sauce is up to. About this time, the heat starts catching up with you… why are you crying for your mommy?
Anal Angst Hot Sauce: Made with a succulent blend of habanero peppers, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and garlic, Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce is the perfect companion when you want to spice up your meal with something more potent than regular old soy sauce. This sauce is perfect when you are looking for a hotter stir fry, a topping for salmon or tuna steaks, or even a glaze for your green beans. Plus, almost any sauce with Worcestershire in it is going to make your beef dishes richer with a hint of sweetness. Try a few dashes of Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce in a hamburger mix, or top off your classic meatloaf recipe with a few shakes of this sauce, and your family will be begging for seconds!
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Weight | 6 oz |
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