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Professor Painindaass’s Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce

$ 7.99

Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce is not your traditional hot sauce. This is “Professor Painindeass’s” X-Hot Butt Blazin’ Recipe #3. What that means is that Wimp Retardant does exactly what it says by turning up the heat to a level most shy away from.

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SKU: 224056 Categories: Discontinued, Habanero, Heat Rating - 6, Hot Sauces
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Wimp Retardant X-Hot Sauce is not your traditional hot sauce. This is “Professor Painindeass’s” X-Hot Butt Blazin’ Recipe #3. What that means is that Wimp Retardant does exactly what it says by turning up the heat to a level most shy away from. If you can handle the heat, the theory goes, you earn your stripes as a non-wimp, at least as far as hot sauce is concerned. This is the perfect sauce for taking the brag out of your friends and fellow chiliheads.Just a drop and the true hot mouths will be separated from the folks who talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk. With a very hot rating of 6 out of 10, this hot sauce is not one to be taken lightly

With habanero giving the heat, the good professor uses red peppers to add a distinct snap to your palette that will have you wondering whether you should be shedding tears over the habanero heat or the fact that your burning from the throat to lips. Once that subsides a bit, you’ll gain an appreciation for the work that went into creating this hot sauce though. The follow on flavor is one that is actually quite well conceived and will have you wanting to take more of the burn just to get that tasty reward.

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Weight 13 oz
Dimensions 12 × 4 × 2 in
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Size in OZs

5.7 fl oz

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Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Celery Seed, Mustard, Red Pepper, Black Pepper, Bay Leaf, Clove, Allspice, Ginger, Mace, Cardamom, Cinnamon, Paprika

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Red Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Spice, Xantham Gum. NO PRESERVATIVES.

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