The Hottest Hot Sauce
Believe it or not, what the hottest hot sauce in the world is somewhat subjective. Yes, there's the Scoville scale which scientifically rates the heat level of sauces, but every person is built differently and their bodies react to different ingredients and substances differently. Since we have to start somewhere, we're going with the Scoville scale here and the sauces below are the hottest hot sauces in the world.
In all actuality, most of the products listed here aren't even truly "hot sauces." Some are classified as "food additives," or "pure extracts," while others are really just meant to be collected and never opened. At this level, these hot sauces (we'll just call them all that for simplicity) are so hot that most humans can't handle the heat. Of course, we know chiliheads aren't like most humans and that's why we carry these insanely hot hot sauces. Really, they are insanely hot, as in you have to be somewhat insane to eat them. Lucky for us, there is a little streak of insanity in every hot sauce lover and many of us take on a quest to taste the hottest hot sauces in the world.
Weapons Grade Hot Sauces
We don't call these Weapons Grade hot sauces for 'nothin. Seeing as how these are the hottest hot sauces in the world, if you get any on certain parts of your body you'll feel like you've been assaulted. We have a saying here that "someone only goes to the bathroom, after eating Weapons Grade hot sauces, without washing their hands thoroughly, once." Just a tiny bit of residue on your bits and pieces and you'll wish you had never bought that bottle of hot sauce.
Enjoy the Hottest Hot Sauces in the World Responsibly
Sure, it can be funny to convince an uninitiated friend to try some really hot hot sauce, might we suggest you do that with hot sauces that are not above the "Extreme" level here at Peppers of Key West. If you subject a friend to a Weapons Grade hot sauce, they probably won't be your friend anymore and they may actually end up getting hurt. No, the sauce won't actually hurt them, but the resulting panic may. In some cases, people's bodies actually try to reject these substances because they are just too hot for the body to process what is happening. That means there will be a mess and you don't want to have to deal with that.
So, make sure you are fully aware of what you're getting into with these hot sauces, they are indeed the hottest hot sauces in the world, and please don't hurt anyone without their willing participation.